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July 2, 2010
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Garrett WalkerSequestered in PA for the long weekend feels better already, although it doesn't look like we'll escape the blistering heat that is likely to crush the city. 95 feels marginally better by the lake. I think you'll find us poolside for much of the weekend, and the A/C may even need to kick on. Our hosting trend continues with Mikey and Linda rolling in to town, which is always a good time. The only downside is that I won't be able to get the hammock set up until next weekend :(

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[Anonymous, PG, DOCThey're creepy, but the outcry is a little much...]
Woman's mouth-shaped 'kisses' urinal flushed out of Hamilton eatery after outcry:A urinal shaped like a woman's open mouth has been removed from the men's room of a Hamilton eatery following a nearly year-long protest.

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[Anonymous, PG, MOVIEOk, pretty impressive.]
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[Anonymous, PG-13, MOVIE, WMV, 3844KThis isn't really funny, more of a holy ish moment.]
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[Anonymous, PG-13, MOVIE, WMV, 2103KCaveman style never fails...]
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