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June 3, 2010
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the blurb | garrett's ramblings
Garrett WalkerThere was news that I wanted to publish today, so I'll cover it here. First, everyone I know is outraged by the oil spill and this isn't likely to help: Dying, dead marine wildlife paint dark, morbid picture of Gulf Coast following oil spill. Sad reality. The failest of failboats: BP failures mounting as Gulf oil spill worsens, oil giant struggles to find a solution. At least there is always a brighter side: Police Reportedly Ask Transgender Topless Sunbathers To Put Tops Back On. Couldn't make that last one up if I tried...

black and white | headline news
[Anonymous, PG, DOCHere's the answer to the mystery blackboard from the other day...]
The Coen Brothers Find Their Dream Classroom at St. Olaf:A classroom at St. Olaf College has a role in the latest film by Joel and Ethan Coen. The small Minnesota college had just what the filmmakers needed for A Serious Man: a 1960s-style lecture hall where their main character, a physics professor, could teach

comedy corner | humor from around the net
[Anonymous, PG, DOCEverything about this is funny...]
“3D Porno Got Woman Pregnant” Fake News Item Gets Picked Up By Gizmodo:The Sensacionalista, a Brazilian satirical news site (think a low-scale Onion written in Portuguese), posted a story last week about an American woman who claimed she was impregnated by a 3D porn film. The quirky joke was soon being reported all over the internet as fact.

[Dave Blagg, PG, DOCJust in case you dessert doesn't have enough fried pork skin in it already...]
http://www.uncrate.com/men/culture/food/bacon-moon-pie/

[Bradford Shaw, PG, MOVIEI think this has a way to go, but badass. TED rocks.]
John Underkoffler points to the future of UI

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