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May 26, 2010
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the blurb | garrett's ramblings
Garrett WalkerYes, it's true: the Superbowl is coming to New Jersey. I'm not entirely sure that this is what the most densely populated state need, but maybe I can rent out my apartment for the week for a bazillion dollars. Either way, I do hope it snows - football is better when the fans in the stand look miserable while I am comfortable situated on my couch...

black and white | headline news
[Anonymous, PG, DOCHere's a follow up - guilty it is!]
Man pleads guilty to vomiting on fans:A 21-year-old New Jersey man pleaded guilty Tuesday to vomiting on another spectator and his 11-year-old daughter in the stands during a Philadelphia Phillies game.

comedy corner | humor from around the net
[Anonymous, PG-13, DOC, languageThese guys are as on as ever!]
New Social Networking Site Changing The Way Oh, Christ, Forget It:While millions of young, tech-savvy professionals already use services like Facebook and Twitter to keep in constant touch with friends, a new social networking platform called Foursquare has recently taken the oh, fucking hell, can't some other desperate news outlet cover this crap instead?

[Anonymous, PG, MOVIEIn case you missed it on Colbert...]
Creepy video of talking robot mouth

[Anonymous, PG-13, DOCHere's to hoping this kick starts the Flyers run for the cup!]
25 Hottest Ice Girls of the NHL

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[Anonymous, PG-13, MOVIE, dunno, 962KI think I'm glad I can't see below the table.]
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