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May 7, 2010
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Garrett WalkerThe Mac Mini came yesterday, it's a badass little bundle. Unfortunately the adapter that will let me hook it up to the TV hasn't shown up yet but I already picked up the first movie I'm going to watch on it. Hint: it is not the new Nightmare on Elm Street. I'm going to be recycling a lot in the near future. I'm ditching my old server, a windows-only printer, finally my original powerbook (it is just a loud alarm clock at the moment), a PS2 and a gamecube. It's amazing how much junk I collect...

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Suspicious Package: TSA Worker Jailed After Junk Joke:A TSA worker in Miami was arrested for aggravated battery after police say he attacked a colleague who'd made fun of his small genitalia after he walked through one of the new high-tech security scanners during a recent training session.

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PFC Bwarny Fwanks reporting for doody!


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The 20 Worst Tramp Stamps

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