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the blurb | garrett's ramblings Caught How To Train Your Dragon, it kicked ass. It's basically a movie about my cat if he had wings and a bunch of friends. The best part was that there were only about ten other people in the theater. Well, ok, to be fair, the best part was that I wasn't at some crap bar pretending to care about a random Mexican war.black and white | headline news [ You know, it doesn't really matter if it's true.]Man dies after eel is inserted into his rectum:The 59-year-old chef from Sichuan in China had apparently passed out after a heavy bout of drinking and friends inserted a 50cm Asian swamp eel into his rectum for a bit of fun. comedy corner | humor from around the net [ Sorry this is late, I think it would have been funnier a while back...]Ratso tees off [ If you haven't seen this show, it's awesome...]The Amazing Survival Abilities Of The Ibex [ This is border line RB - blech!]Why did he get a Red Card? |
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rock bottom | the worst of the worst, be careful what you click on
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