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May 6, 2010
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Garrett WalkerCaught How To Train Your Dragon, it kicked ass. It's basically a movie about my cat if he had wings and a bunch of friends. The best part was that there were only about ten other people in the theater. Well, ok, to be fair, the best part was that I wasn't at some crap bar pretending to care about a random Mexican war.

black and white | headline news
[Garrett Walker, PG, DOCYou know, it doesn't really matter if it's true.]
Man dies after eel is inserted into his rectum:The 59-year-old chef from Sichuan in China had apparently passed out after a heavy bout of drinking and friends inserted a 50cm Asian swamp eel into his rectum for a bit of fun.

comedy corner | humor from around the net
[Anonymous, PG-13, IMAGE, 48KSorry this is late, I think it would have been funnier a while back...]
Ratso tees off


[Anonymous, PG, MOVIEIf you haven't seen this show, it's awesome...]
The Amazing Survival Abilities Of The Ibex

[Anonymous, PG-13, MOVIE, WMV, gross, 2008KThis is border line RB - blech!]
Why did he get a Red Card?


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[Greg Schroeder, PG-13, IMAGE, gross, 78KAh goatse - tough first forkfull though...]
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