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the blurb | garrett's ramblings After a rousing Friday night with the Slawe family, Sarah and I spent a nice weekend with my brother's family and met up with my uncle at Longwood Gardens. The only thing that bothered me was the 'kids menu' at the restaurant we went to for dinner. All kids menus have the same crap on them: chicken fingers, hamburger, hot dog, mac and cheese, maybe some pasta. None of it comes with vegetables outside of fries and most parents seem to think that's ok. I hope my kid never sees such a thing.black and white | headline news [ I'm not going to get my hopes up...]Eying another longshot bid, Paul addresses SRLC:Eying another presidential bid, Texas Rep. Ron Paul is telling Republican activists that "the American people have awoken" because Washington won't address the nation's fiscal crisis. comedy corner | humor from around the net [ This kind of puts it in perspective...]Your life in months [ Looks real enough!]Talk about a close encounter. Pilot flies up to the back door of a C-130 for Photo Op. [ This is probably offensive...]I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan. Having not seen my wife for several months, I was looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex with her. Unfortunately she came out of the shower with a towel wrapped round her head so I shot her. |
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rock bottom | the worst of the worst, be careful what you click on
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