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March 25, 2010
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Garrett WalkerToday is a big day for many reasons. Most importantly, however, my cat Jefe (El Jefe on formal occasions) turns three. I can't believe that we've had this little bugger for so long and that he can now legally drink. We don't have a lot in store for him, just a little present we picked up at SeaWorld the other day and maybe some tuna for dinner. He's kind of a jerk sometimes, but he's mellowing out as he gets older, and we love him.

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[Anonymous, PG, DOCThe story gets less exciting as you read it, but still pretty cool.]
Autistic Teen Picks First Two NCAA Rounds Perfectly:An autistic teenager from the Chicago area has done something almost impossible. Nearly 48 games into an upset-filled NCAA tournament, 17-year-old Alex Hermann is perfect.

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[Anonymous, PG-13, DOCI like this domain name better than the joke.]
fred n larry

[Andrew Ellis, PG, MOVIEVery cute... reminds me of a Pixar short!]
Pigeon: Impossible

[Cary Wong, PG-13, MOVIESpicy!]
The Nipple Gamepad T-Shirt

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[Anonymous, PG-13, DOC, gross man partsThis isn't that bad but was particularly damaging.]
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