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February 25, 2010
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the blurb | garrett's ramblings
Garrett WalkerHey there. My break was a little longer than anticipated, I was pretty wiped out by the jetlag after a rough redeye. San Diego was awesome though, a little sun did me a lot of good. I got back just in time for the next Nor'Easter. Where's the friggin lamb already? Damn, that's next month... Anyway, I have a few photos that I'll post up soon.

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[Garrett Walker, PG, DOCThis is terrible, and creepy, as I was just at SeaWorld San Diego...]
Whale kills trainer as horrified spectators watch:A killer whale attacked and killed a trainer in front of a horrified audience at a SeaWorld show Wednesday, with witnesses saying the animal involved in two previous deaths dragged the trainer under and thrashed her around violently.

comedy corner | humor from around the net
[Anonymous, PG-13, DOC, language, 201KI don't believe a word of it, but still funny...]
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[AnonymousThis is kinda racist maybe, but probably not too far off...]
A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes.

Little Tyrone stood up and yelled:

"FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!"

I guess there aren't many farms in Detroit ....


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