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January 13, 2010
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the blurb | garrett's ramblings
Garrett WalkerMuch is going on. I got a chance to eat at Little Owl Monday night, which was simply a fantastic experience. Sure the food was great, but it was much more than that, right down to the scotch they pulled out of nowhere and couldn't charge us for. I also got a hold of some MotionPlus controllers for my Wii. The additional precision in the movement makes Tiger Woods '10 like a trip to the links. I can't wait until every game supports this little gem. Finally, in unrelated news, god decided to fist Haiti. It just doesn't seem fair :(

black and white | headline news
[Garrett Walker, PG, DOCGood news at a time when the world needs it most...]
Roxxxy sex robot lifesized girlfriend debuts at at AEE 2010:In what's sure to be viewed as a wrong-way direction in social change, "Roxxxy" the robot lifesized girlfriend was introduced at AEE 2010, the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.

comedy corner | humor from around the net
[Anonymous, PG, IMAGE, 91KIt's scary that this is from 1989...]
How the stock market works


[Zeth Weissman, PG, DOCI hope this is not real, but I am still unsure.]
Mass: We Pray:A family shouldn’t have to wait until Sunday to worship the Lord. Now you can go to church every day without leaving your home.

[Jack BalchA chuckle for sure...]
The old, old man went to the Drs office accompanied by his wife. The nurse told him that the Dr wanted a urine, stool, semen and blood samples.

The old man being hard of hearing asked his wife what the nurse said... and her answer was......

The dr wants your underwear......


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