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January 4, 2010
fearing the god nipples since 1999
the blurb | garrett's ramblings
Garrett WalkerThere was some definite 2009 hating on FB as the new year rolled in, but it was a memorable one for me. Bought a house, got married - heck, even Today@ quietly turned 10. To bring in 2010, I had my good friend Mike and his GF up at the house, where we ate and drank too much while playing ridiculous board games. I'm pretty stoked about where 2010 is headed. While it might not be as good as 2009, I assure you it will be an interesting one. Happy New Year, folks.

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[Garrett Walker, PG-13, DOCI'm sure it wasn't much better in the states, but this is some great coverage...]
New Year's heave:A SCANTILY-clad girl lies sprawled semi-conscious in the snow early yesterday as the UK celebrated New Year with yet another night of drunken shame.

comedy corner | humor from around the net
[Anonymous, PG, DOCThis seems appropriate for the new year.]
Seven Deadly Sins Nationwide

[Anonymous, PG, MOVIEThis is impressive, looks like these guys are hualing!]
Krasser Inliner Downhill

[Anonymous, PG, MOVIE, WMV, 1263KThe last time I ran KK material, they sent me a CnD...]
Not endorsed by CHP, but creative to say the least...


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[AnonymousCreepy, but far too often true over that way...]
A THAILAND LOVE STORY

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.

After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"

Because, she replied, "I miss mine."


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