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November 25, 2009
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Garrett WalkerWell, the day of thanks is upon us, and I have much to be thankful for this year. As I write this, I'm sitting in my own home with a beautiful wife sleeping near by, and a happy cat playing around me. Tomorrow I am lucky enough to work from home at a challenging job that pays pretty well, which I've kept through tough times. Thursday we'll cook a bountiful dinner for my new family, who have treated me as one of their own since the day I met them. And most importantly, a handful of people will skim this on their way to look at scantily clad women and pooping pumpkins :) I have much to be thankful for this year...

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[Scott Matthews, PG, IMAGEThat's the whole article!! So, can someone now be sued for not updating their facebook status??]
Police Arrest Man For Refusing To Tweet:Police arrested a senior vice president from Island Def Jam Records, saying he hindered their crowd-control efforts by not cooperating. The crowd at a mall where Justin Bieber was appearing got out of control, and police wanted the man to send a tweet asking for calm; he refused and they arrested him on a felony assault charge 'for putting people in danger.'

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[Scott Matthews, PG, IMAGE, star wars humorFunny stuff, funny stuff]
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Happy Thanksgiving!!


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