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November 20, 2009
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Garrett WalkerSimple question to ponder for the weekend: you walk up to the bank to use the ATM and there are only two machines. One draws money out of your account and the other takes it directly from the bank itself, no questions asked either way. Which one would you use and why?

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[Scott Matthews, PG-13, IMAGE, non graphical sexual contentHard to tell if the man of her dreams is someone with a big heart and a tiny Penis]
Michelle Thompson who has Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome finds man who satisfies her:A WOMAN with a medical condition that gives her 300 orgasms a day has found a man of her dreams after she wore out a string of boyfriends. Michelle Thompson, who suffers from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, thought she was just too demanding for men and would never find the man of her dreams.

comedy corner | humor from around the net
[Anonymous, PG, DOCHa!]
Crazy Ass Joke

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Some Terrific State Welcome Signs

[Anonymous, PG, MOVIEThis is good comedy here...]
Johnny Carson: Dom DeLuise Egg Trick

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