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November 6, 2009
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the blurb | garrett's ramblings
Garrett WalkerAs I've said before, my favorite part of this gig is hearing from you guys and I'm in the middle of a very interesting debate with a new friend over the slideshow of Carla Bruni I ran the other day. The funny thing about it is that you can actually see the stages of her numerous plastic surgeries progress, which is a valid complaint regarding her "hotness". I think it's interesting that France doesn't have an issue with their pres hooking up with a nude model - I'd love to see that fly here in puritan america...

black and white | headline news
[Garrett Walker, PG, DOCYou gotta see these pictures - it's like Dr. Evil's cat on steroids!]
Who's taken my fur coat? Vets baffled by bald bears with mystery condition:You'd have thought a fur coat would have been the ultimate bear necessity. But not for the unfortunate Dolores who has lost all her body hair and has just been left with a few tufts around her head.

comedy corner | humor from around the net
[Anonymous, PG, DOCLots of twitter fun today.]
Fake AP Stylebook Steers You Completely Wrong — With Style:The Fake AP Stylebook (I can just see the AP lawyers falling out of their Aero chairs) tells us that we should “Precede basic statements of fact with ‘allegedly’ to avoid accusations of bias: ‘the allegedly wet water,’ ‘the allegedly poisonous poison’” — well, that rule tracks pretty good (or is it “well?”) with that other style guide.

[Anonymous, PG-13, IMAGE, 57KThere is so much that doesn't make sense here, but funny.]
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[Zeth Weissman, PG, MOVIEI am sure you have seen the original but there are more...]
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