warping fragile little minds since 1999
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the blurb | garrett's ramblings Halloween didn't disappoint - it rarely does in this town. This year we did a team costume, going with Scooby Doo. No individual costume was perfect, but in the group it was very convincing. We way overbought on the candy though, I think the rain kept the kids away. Now my coworkers will be eating well for a while! Jefe, as expected, didn't appreciate his bumblebee costume :(black and white | headline news [ I'm living this, it isn't pretty...]In the World Series (as always), New Jersey is a state divided:But for New Jersey, the state that connects New York and Philadelphia, it could be the "Whose-Side-Are-You-On Series." The Phillies-Yankees matchup accentuates New Jersey's north-south divide that dates to the late 1600s, when the British mistakenly gave New Jersey to two groups of settlers, from New York and Philadelphia, without telling the other. comedy corner | humor from around the net [ I'm from NJ and I still find this hilarious...]Things I Want To Do in New Jersey [ Man, I hope someone was fired for this...]The*Real* Idiot's Guide to Workplace Racism:We live in a racist world, but the Delaware Department of Transportation is doing something about it: issuing a hilarious memo! Who wrote this, some "retard" "homo" "typical white person?" Below, the best idiot guidelines. [ This is worth it just to listen to the engine sing...]Claude Lelouch : Ferrari @ 140mph through Paris |
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rock bottom | the worst of the worst, be careful what you click on
[ My apologies to Brad for taking so long to run this - this is friggin hilarious!]Nipple Flag Challenge!: Leave it to the Japanese to mix sexual titillation with Tug of War. Two men tug against each other towards a model, trying to capture her nipple flag. |
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