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July 17, 2008
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Garrett WalkerThis is how I feel this week. I knew Monday was too good of a day, it's gone downhill since. Thanks to the folks that wrote in yesterday, you're good friends. I don't have much more to say today, as I am now tired and sad. Check out the news article, the new site made me laugh...

black and white | headline news
[Garrett Walker, PG, DOCI love these guys...]
LOLcatters Mock Celebs With New Site, Totally Looks Like:The comedians behind LOLcat laughathon I Can Has Cheezburger? have launched a new site, Totally Looks Like, that dares readers to juxtapose celebrity faces with the stars' unlikely doppelgängers.

comedy corner | humor from around the net
[Greg Schroeder, PG, DOCThis is the best engrish I've seen yet!]
Then we'll grab a bite at 404 Not Found:Of all the poorly translated signs that can baffle English-speaking visitors to China, this one takes the cake for the most epic of all possible fails.

[Garrett Walker, PG, DOCSince I seem to be stuck in this groove (sorry).]
LOLMetal:I don't remotely remember what I was Google Image Searching for when one of those death metal images came up. You know the ones. The (often intentionally) excellently ridiculous band pictures that these people use to attract people to their quote unquote music. So why not slap some captions on them? As the XKCD creator says, "I'm from the internet"

[Jack Balch, PG, DOCJeezus!]
SUV Taken Out by F-16 in Utah:Last April 9th, at Dugway Proving Ground in Utah, two soldiers were driving a rented SUV about five kilometers from the part of the range used for live firing. It was at night, and an F-16 that thought it was firing at something in the live fire area, lit up the SUV instead.
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