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June 20, 2008
wasting your valuable time since 1999
the blurb | garrett's ramblings
Garrett WalkerIf you like Demitri Martin, from below, there's a lot more of him on the web. Dude is hilarious. Some people don't like it when I run a lot of movies, but it's Friday, and we've got some good ones today. I just want to get your weekend off to a good start. Anyway, this weekend marks the first cookoff since our opponents moved to the burbs. Bring it! We're headed back to Japan for this one.

black and white | headline news
[Garrett Walker, PG, DOCWhere was this crew when I was in high school?!?]
Gloucester Teens Had Pact To Get Pregnant:There's a stunning twist to the sudden rise in teen pregnancies at Gloucester High School. Seventeen students there are expecting and many of them became that way on purpose.

comedy corner | humor from around the net
[Anonymous, PG, MOVIE, WMV, 1149KIs this an advert for something?]
How a single butterfly can damage your roof.

[Anonymous, PG, MOVIE, WMV, 4722KSo childish, but so funny...]
Farmer's Daughter

[Melissa Beachy, PG-13, MOVIE, WMV, languageThis dude is hilarious, perfect for a Friday.]
Demetri Martin - "The Jokes With Guitar"
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rock bottom | the worst of the worst, be careful what you click on
[Anonymous, R, IMAGE, naked chick, 103KThe background is better than the foreground...]
Flower Children:Hey ......
Ever wonder what happened
To those cute 'n crazy good
Lookin young hippie chicks
Who did drugs, smoked weed
And 'did' every guy during
The 'Age of Aquarius' back in
The '60's?
...Well, wonder no more...
people i know
Anonymous, PG, DOCkvetchette.com - kvetchette
Anonymous, PG, DOCcindit0.com - cindit0
Anonymous, PG, DOCchadschorr.com - chad
Anonymous, PG, DOCjuliannaevett.com - julie
Anonymous, PG, DOCLa Llanita - klo
Anonymous, PG, DOCThe Last Dodo - asad

 places i go
Rajiv Manglani, PG, DOCobscurestore.com - strange news and more
Garrett Walker, R, DOC, naked chicksinluminent/weblog - my new favorite weblog
Garrett Walker, PG, DOCmacsurfer - mac headline news
Garrett Walker, PG, DOCthe onion - the world's finest news source
Garrett Walker, PG, DOCversiontracker - all that is software
Garrett Walker, PG, DOCslashdot - news for nerds, stuff that matters

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