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June 19, 2008
wasting your valuable time since 1999
the blurb | garrett's ramblings
Garrett WalkerI had a night of almosts last night - almost won at Big 2, almost won at poker, and almost won at MarioKart. Man, I hate nights like that. Especially the Big 2, cuz I was playing with a bunch of people that I taught the game to. Ah well, such is life. Sadly it's going to be a rough day in the office tomorrow as well, I better crash...

black and white | headline news
[Roberto Dorich, PG, DOCPretty contrived, not to mention kinda gross...]
US woman sues over exploding thong:A 52-year-old US woman has filed suit against Victoria's Secret claiming that an attempt to spice up her underwear drawer ended in corneal trauma after a "decorative metallic piece" flew off an example of the lingerie giant's "Sexy Little Thing" low-rise v-string as she was slipping into the come-hither apparel and gave her an eyeful.

comedy corner | humor from around the net
[Anonymous, PG, DOCSize yourself up.]
The Definitive Penis Size Survey:For those new to this site, the discussion below pertains to the results of the most exhaustive penis size survey conducted to date. Questions concerning everything from actual penis dimensions to the possible correlation between size and other parts of the body, to "owner" satisfaction have been asked in a serious attempt to dissect penis fact from "phallic fallacy".

[Simona Averbukh, PG, DOCThis poor guy - he gets desperate at the end of his ramblings...]
"Cool Russian Actor"

[Elaine Kao, PG, MOVIEWow, this is gross too...]
Breastfeeding...at 8.
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[Anonymous, R, IMAGE, naked chick, 70KSometimes it pays to be a good samaritan...]
Ethics Quiz:Be Honest and try to answer each part honestly as you go along.

Question # 1:

You are running late for work, so you cut through the park to save time. As you round the corner you find a little girl crying because she has spilled her ice cream all over herself.

What do you do?

A) You are so late that you keep on going and hope that no one sees you.
B) You stop and offer to buy her another ice cream to shut her up.
C) You stop and offer to clean her up and get her another ice cream.

Click the link and see if you answered correctly!

people i know
Anonymous, PG, DOCkvetchette.com - kvetchette
Anonymous, PG, DOCcindit0.com - cindit0
Anonymous, PG, DOCchadschorr.com - chad
Anonymous, PG, DOCjuliannaevett.com - julie
Anonymous, PG, DOCLa Llanita - klo
Anonymous, PG, DOCThe Last Dodo - asad

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Rajiv Manglani, PG, DOCobscurestore.com - strange news and more
Garrett Walker, R, DOC, naked chicksinluminent/weblog - my new favorite weblog
Garrett Walker, PG, DOCmacsurfer - mac headline news
Garrett Walker, PG, DOCthe onion - the world's finest news source
Garrett Walker, PG, DOCversiontracker - all that is software
Garrett Walker, PG, DOCslashdot - news for nerds, stuff that matters

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