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June 5, 2008
wasting your valuable time since 1999
the blurb | garrett's ramblings
Garrett WalkerOk, I'm getting serious about fixing my email problem, because as I go back and look at what's at the top of the queue, I realize I'm a real asshole. I'm replying to emails over a year old. Christ. I'm going to just openly apologize to everyone, since I found out I even neglected a bunch of reader mail. 65 down, 175 more to go. Anyway, the energy drink theme today is brought to you by our friend Todd, whom I neglected since last October. Sorry Todd!

black and white | headline news
[Garrett Walker, PG, DOCThis is the kind of art that brings the Man to your doorstep pretty quickly...]
‘Assassination’ Artist Is Questioned and Released:This morning, a Boston-born performance artist, Yazmany Arboleda, tried to set up a provocative art exhibition in a vacant storefront on West 40th Street in Midtown Manhattan with the title, “The Assassination of Hillary Clinton/The Assassination of Barack Obama,” in neatly stenciled letters on the plate glass windows at street level.

comedy corner | humor from around the net
[Anonymous, PG-13, MOVIE, languageProduction quality is low, but comedic value is high!]
Powerthirst:Give me powerthirst or go to hell!

[Anonymous, R, MOVIE, languageAnd this is the incredibly strange, R-ish rated gay version. Funny though.]
Gay Power Thirst

[Anonymous, R, MOVIENow, go through this list and read off the names of the energy drinks like you are a WWF wrestler.]
Energy Drinks

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rock bottom | the worst of the worst, be careful what you click on
[Anonymous, R, DOC, lots of naked womenYes, this is just a website of naked women. But it's art (seriously). Take the tour.]
Muse

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