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April 30, 2008
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Garrett WalkerOk, this is my last post for a while, as Sarah and I are off to Japan so I gotta pack a lot in here. Here's all of us out to dinner and my patented cheer while Mandycurlie was here. Some of you pointed out that Tiger's wife didn't get naked, thanks for keeping me in line. Here's how we roll in NYC these days. Finally, at least someone's enjoying the high gas prices. Anyway, I'm gonna unplug for a while and leave all that behind. See ya!

black and white | headline news
[Anonymous, PG, DOCI hope there's none of this in Japan!]
China's penis restaurant:I’m visiting the Guo-li-zhuang restaurant, a specialist penis and testicle emporium that caters mainly to wealthy businessmen and Communist party officials (who, truth be told, are often one and the same).

comedy corner | humor from around the net
[Anonymous, PG, DOCCan't leave without some cat-based comedy for Jefe...]
Excerpt from a Dog's and Cat's Diary

[X Evett, PG, DOCWe're definitely living in a security conscious world...]
Playmobil Security Check Point

[Anonymous, PG, DOCFight the power, hick!]
Walmart caught selling penis shaped straws to kids.

[Zeth Weissman, PG, DOCWe might have seen one of these before - the collection is amazing.]
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