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making you better than your friends since 1999
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the blurb | garrett's ramblings I jacked up my ankle about 10 minutes in to the first basketball game of the season Wednesday. I'll spare you the pictures but it turned a somewhat purple yesterday. Mmmm, internal bleeding. I probably shouldn't have played the rest of the game. "Walking it off" is almost never a good plan. Let's hope this doesn't cut into my Japan trip - 5 days and counting! Enjoy the weekend, you've got about one more day of nice weather.black and white | headline news [ Uhhh.....]Penis theft panic hits city:Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft. comedy corner | humor from around the net [ This scares me.]Nebraskan nudie bar [ I think THIS proves that the world is coming to an end. So lame.]WWE Political Candidate Bytes - Monday Night Raw!!! [ It's amazing what they get on camera these days]Cat and Monkey |
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rock bottom | the worst of the worst, be careful what you click on
[ A nice selection to start off your weekend.]A 13 year old girl sits on Santa's knee. Santa says 'What would you like for Christmas?' The girl says 'I want some hair round my fanny'. Santa says 'Would a white beard be OK?' A blonde phones the fire brigade and says her house is on fire. The fireman asks 'how do we get there?' 'HELLOO!' she replies, 'In the fucking big red truck!' A Jewish boy was born with no eyelids. Doctors are going to operate using old foreskins, but his mum's worried he might turn out cock-eyed. A lesbian goes to the doctors and the doctor says 'that is the cleanest vagina I have ever seen'. 'Thank you' says the lesbian. 'I have a woman in twice a week!' Why do women have orgasms? So that they can moan even when they're enjoying themselves. If a woman is uncomfortable watching you wank, do you think: a. You need more time together b. She's a fucking prude c. She should have sat somewhere else on the bus. A pregnant Irish girl phones home. 'Mam oi tink me waters have broke'. 'Oh me holy Jaysus where are ya ringing from?' 'Oim ringing from me minge to me ankles'. A man comes home from the pub very late and very drunk. His wife says 'OK smartarse, explain the lipstick on your shirt'. 'Fuckin easy', he said. 'I used my shirt to wipe my cock'. A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. 99.9% said ' the 10 minutes silence '. |
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people i knowcindit0.com - cindit0chadschorr.com - chadjuliannaevett.com - julieLa Llanita - kloThe Last Dodo - asad |
places i goobscurestore.com - strange news and moreinluminent/weblog - my new favorite weblogmacsurfer - mac headline newsthe onion - the world's finest news sourceversiontracker - all that is softwareslashdot - news for nerds, stuff that matters |
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