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March 7, 2008
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the blurb | garrett's ramblings
Garrett WalkerI have an odd lifestyle. I got home for work around 7 and figured out to make for tonight's cookoff by 8:15. I made a quick trip to Bed Bath and Beyond followed by 2 grocery stores, which wrapped close to 10. Caught Lost on DVR then whipped up a garlic rosemary lamb chop and sauteed kale just after 11:30. Then I prepped my cookoff dessert and put together Today@ as it cooked. Now it's about 3AM, I'm gonna hop in the shower and get some shut eye. It's not for everybody, but it works for me :)

black and white | headline news
[Anonymous, PG, DOCI gotta give 'em credit, this is brilliant...]
Minnesota bars beat smoking ban:All the world's a stage at some of Minnesota's bars. A new state ban on smoking in restaurants and other nightspots contains an exception for performers in theatrical productions. So some bars are getting around the ban by printing up playbills, encouraging customers to come in costume, and pronouncing them "actors."

comedy corner | humor from around the net
[Brian Yoshino, PG, DOCNice one...]
You May Be A Taliban If...

[Anonymous, PG, DOCI get a kick out of these...]
Illusions

[Andrew Ellis, PG, MOVIEIt's funny because it's (probably) true...]
Hillary: Children at 3:02am

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