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February 25, 2008
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Garrett WalkerSorry for my light productions last week, I'm working on a couple projects that roped me in. Last night I watched The Comedy Central Roast of Flavor Flav. I love roasts. Watching some of the meanest people on earth crush a has-been is sickly entertaining for me. A commercial came on for a crappy male enhancement product. In the fine print, it *actually* said "Please consult you physician." With production values like that, the product must be outstanding!

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[Anonymous, PG, DOCJEESUZ! This could have gone in Rock Bottom.]
Is this the scariest picture EVER of the Bride of Wildenstein?:If proof were needed that money can't buy everything, look no further. Rich divorcee Jocelyn Wildenstein spent a rumoured £2million on cosmetic surgery to keep her husband, but succeeded only in ruining the good looks she was born with.

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[Anonymous, PG-13, IMAGE, offensive, 78KThe cutest terrorist ever...]
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[Anonymous, PG, DOCThis sums up the business plans of most businesses in the late 90s...]
Velleity

[Anonymous, PG, DOCYeah, this pretty much sums us up...]
Understanding Engineers

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